PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear read more things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a